Stargate: Atlantis (TV Series)
Irresistible (2006)
Joe Flanigan: Lt. Colonel John Sheppard
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Quotes
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Dr. Carson Beckett : He's a very wise and kind man.
Dr. Elizabeth Weir : Are you feeling all right?
Dr. Carson Beckett : What do you mean?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : It's just you're acting... a little...
Dr. Elizabeth Weir : Smitten?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : I had another word in mind.
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : This is creeping me out.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Yeah, it reminds me of an old episode of Batman, actually. Catwoman used a drug to put a spell on Batman, make him fall in love with her. Ended up doing all sorts of evil things for her. kind of a turn-on, actually. It was Julie Newmar in the catsuit...
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Eartha Kitt was Catwoman.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Not till season three.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Really?
Dr. Rodney McKay : Yeah, you didn't know that?
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Teyla... this is the same man who asked you to be his seventh wife.
Teyla Emmagan : [worried] I know. I hope I didn't upset him.
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : So everyone here... back to normal?
Dr. Elizabeth Weir : We're still fine, John.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : No lingering desires? Secret longings for his touch?
Dr. Carson Beckett : It's embarrassing enough without you constantly reminding us, thank you.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : One lousy gate, we're never gonna meet our quota at this rate.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : What quota?
Dr. Rodney McKay : My quota.
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Dr. Carson Beckett : There's so much he can offer us!
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Is this the same guy who said he could cure my cold in a week?
Dr. Carson Beckett : I know my business, Colonel Sheppard. He happens to have created several remedies that are quite remarkable.
Dr. Elizabeth Weir : Really? That guy?
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Elizabeth wants to send a team to check out a gate at a suspected Wraith outpost.
Dr. Rodney McKay : What is she, nuts?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Everybody's nuts, Rodney. Haven't you noticed?
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : I thought you said you were gonna stay away from the nuts.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Yes, well, I tried to keep to myself, but Lucius here was concerned for me, so he just came down, Ronon held me against the wall, and we had a nice, long talk.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : Okay, let's just make contact, buy our souvenirs, and...
[sees multiple beautiful women]
Dr. Rodney McKay : get out of here!
Willa : Fair day to you.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Fair day to *you*. Nothing here. We should probably go.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Yeah, probably wouldn't hurt to make contact with the locals, though.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : No, no, when you're right, you're right.
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Lucius Lavin : I have, I have to say, some of the best ointments around.
[John sneezes]
Lucius Lavin : See, I could take care of that,
[snaps]
Lucius Lavin : just like that.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : It's just a cold.
Lucius Lavin : Nevertheless, I have a potion that could get rid of that in six or seven days.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Mm.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : [sarcastically] That's impressive.
Lucius Lavin : You get used to it.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : You're leaving me here alone?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : You said you needed the liquid.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Yeah, but the place is turning into a nuthouse.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Somebody's gotta stay. Just keep away from the nuts.
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Hey, buddy, I'd better get back and clean your quarters before the next scout.
[Runs off]
Dr. Rodney McKay : Right.
Dr. Elizabeth Weir : Rodney.
Dr. Rodney McKay : It was one teeny, tiny taste for research purposes.
Dr. Elizabeth Weir : Burn it.
Dr. Carson Beckett : All of it.
Dr. Elizabeth Weir : Right now.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Fine. Story of my life.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : I could have used Carson's help on this, but, um...
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : He's off picking daffodils for his new friend.