- Peeto: What makes you think that the girl wants a skinny yank like you when us real blokes are here?
- John Grant: I bathe.
- Mrs. Cribbage: [having answered a knock at the door]
- Mr. Cribbage: Who was it?
- Mrs. Cribbage: Everyone.
- John Grant: [to his bus passengers] Did you see that?
- Vanno: Red Dog...
- John Grant: Well, he almost got run over.
- Peeto: Nah. He was hitchhiking, mate.
- Vanno: Once you picked him up, he remembers, and thinks it's his right to demand a ride anytime.
- Peeto: Pushy bloke. No doubt about it.
- John Grant: He only does that to people he knows?
- Jocko: Of course not. Just the ones he likes.
- Jack: [beginning his tale] Back in the mean old days when men were men, dogs were dogs - rougher, harder, brighter, redder...