Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (TV Series)
B-12 (2006)
Columbus Short: Darius Hawthorne
Quotes
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Andy Mackinaw : [after Darius and Lucy's sketch receives absolutely no laughs at the dress rehearsal] Yep... That's what tanking is like.
Lucy Kenwright : That was unbearable. Was that really only 3 minutes?
Andy Mackinaw : Actually it ran short. No one had to hold for laughter.
Darius Hawthorne : Come on, let's get out of here.
Andy Mackinaw : Wait here a minute.
Darius Hawthorne : For what?
Andy Mackinaw : The metaphor.
Andy Mackinaw : [Darius suddenly has a door thrown right in his face by a person running out of the studio] Okay, come on.
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Darius Hawthorne : [while Andy reads a new sketch] What do you think?
Andy Mackinaw : I'm on page 2 and I still don't know what it's about.
Darius Hawthorne : See, it's about the world's dumbest criminal who takes hostages in a bank...
Andy Mackinaw : 'Kay, well you're going to have to explain it to everybody in the audience exactly like that, because I'm on page 2 and I still don't know what it's about.