- Jordan McDeere: You asked me out once, I said no. You asked me out again, I said no. You asked me out *again*, I said no.
- Danny Tripp: I'm sorry... I didn't mean to embarass you.
- Jordan McDeere: Would you please stop?
- Danny Tripp: [pause] No.
- Hallie Gallaway: [Jordan's assistant has brought in breakfast] He got your order wrong.
- Jordan McDeere: No, this is what I eat while I wait for the food.
- Matt Albie: [believes Luke Scott is bidding on a date with Harriett for a Women United Through Faith online charity auction] Bid $501!
- Suzanne: Really?
- Matt Albie: Yes
- Suzanne: $501?
- Matt Albie: I am not giving these people any more money than I have to, bid $501!
- Suzanne: Any choice of user name?
- Matt Albie: Make something up.
- Suzanne: [typing] Boss... sexy.
- Matt Albie: NOT Boss Sexy!
- Suzanne: Ahh, too late!
- Matt Albie: Suzanne! Where's the bid?
- Tom Jeter: You bidding on something?
- Matt Albie: Just for spite.
- Matt Albie: Lukes5858, is he still bidding?
- Suzanne: He's the last bid, $1200.
- Matt Albie: $1200 I gotta give to abstinence people?
- Suzanne: $1201?
- Matt Albie: [pause] Alright, do it. And can you find me some non-profit organization that fundamentally does the opposite of what these guys do so I can donate an equal amount to them and make it a wash?
- Suzanne: That means an organization that encourages people to have sex.
- Matt Albie: It's L.A! You should be able to throw a rock and hit one!