- He was given an offer he couldn't refuse...
- They just fucked with the wrong Mexican!
- If you're going to hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you better make damn sure the bad guy isn't you!
- He knows the score. He gets the women. And he kills the bad guys!
- Yesterday He Was a Decent Man Living a Decent Life. Now He is a Brutal Savage Who Must Slaughter to Stay Alive.
- A Pissed Off Mexican Out to Settle a Score
- Lindsay Lohan as The Sister
- Robert De Niro as The Senator
- Danny Trejo as Machete
- Michelle Rodriguez as She
- Jessica Alba as Sartana
- Steven Seagal as Torrez
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