- John Constantine: Well, I've banished demons, slain dragons, and walked through the Fires of Hell. I'm a sneaky bastard and the greatest sorcerer that ever lived.
- Zari Tomaz: You must have a thing for warrior women.
- Nate Heywood: Only if they're from another time period and eventually will leave me, sure.
- Zari Tomaz: What about you? What exactly do you do besides wear the same outfit every day and screw up spells?
- Ava Sharpe: Is this safe? It doesn't sound safe.
- John Constantine: It isn't. Any more questions? Good. Let's hold hands.
- Zari Tomaz: Yeah, some great sorcerer.
- John Constantine: Ooh! Some great influencer! You could barely keep him distracted for ten minutes.
- Zari Tomaz: Oh, I'm sorry; should I have let myself be serial killed so you would've have five more minutes to *not* find the ring?