Couples Retreat (2009)
Vince Vaughn: Dave
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Quotes
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Dave : Hi, I'm Dave.
Ronnie : Ronnie.
Dave : Ronnie. That's a great name.
Ronnie : Thank you.
Dave : Do you have a cell phone I can use?
Ronnie : Why?
Dave : Someone's got to call God and let him know one of his angels are missing.
Ronnie : Wow, that is the worst lines I've ever heard.
Dave : Well what do you want from me? I've been out of the game for a while. I've been slumming it with a really hot redhead.
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Dave : The Code?Asstastic... Yes, Asstastic. A-S-S-TASTIC did you get that? Are we good? Good.
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Dave : [Referring to Twitter] I call it twatting.
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Dave : Please don't pee in that, it's not a real toilet.
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Dave : What we need to do now is get focused and stop pointing fingers. You're a problem. You're a real, real problem.
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Dave : You got a pose called yoga guy gets his ass kicked? Cause that's my favorite one.
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Dave : I don't want to see a video about ball cancer.
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Dave : Take the French out of your mouth and tell me what to do.
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Dave : I am going to be the biggest ass ever.
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Therapist #1 : David, how did that make you feel?
Dave : I know my truth.
Therapist #1 : Excuse me?
Dave : I know my truth.
Therapist #1 : Did you say,"I know my truth"? Oh, boy.
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Dave : Come on, let's go glass house!
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Dave : You own a zebra, I own a goat, what the hell does that have to do with cheating on your wife?
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Dave : Look, if you want to go play guess your disease, or translate your tribal tattoo, go knock yourself out.