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Quotes
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Basement Cop : Whoa, nobody called for a Clark Kent strippergram!
Kevin : [possessed by Rowan] "Clark Kent"? Oh, because of the glasses and the handsomeness.
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Kevin : Would it be okay if I bring Mike Hat to work sometimes? He has major anxiety problems.
Abby Yates : You know what? I would love to let your cat live here with you, but I have a pretty severe cat allergy.
Kevin : Oh, I don't have a cat. He's a dog. His name's Mike Hat.
Abby Yates : Your dog's name is Mike Hat?
Kevin : Mike Hat.
Erin Gilbert : Your dog's name is Mike, last name Hat?
Kevin : Well, his full name is Michael Hat.
Abby Yates : I can't say that I'm allergic to dogs... so.
Kevin : You know, it's all right. He lives with my mum.
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Kevin : You know, an aquarium is a submarine for fish.
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Kevin : That man went through the wrong door.
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Kevin : Is it the boobs you don't like? Because I can make them... bigger.