No Strings Attached (I) (2011)
Jake Johnson: Eli
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Quotes
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Eli : [banging his left fist on Adam's door] I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me!
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Eli : I'm not saying Alvin and I did mushrooms together, but I'm not prepared to say we didn't.
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Eli : Who do you think you are, the old guy from "Up"?
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Eli : Ten years from now you're gonna be having sex with your wife. And it's gonna be in the missionary position. And one of you is going to be asleep.
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Eli : I'd have sex with a pioneer, for sure.