Nicole Kidman/Patton Oswalt/The War on Drugs
- Episode aired Jan 6, 2015
- TV-14
- 41m
Nicole Kidman (Paddington (2014)); Patton Oswalt (book "Silver Screen Fiend"). Also: The War on Drugs performs.Nicole Kidman (Paddington (2014)); Patton Oswalt (book "Silver Screen Fiend"). Also: The War on Drugs performs.Nicole Kidman (Paddington (2014)); Patton Oswalt (book "Silver Screen Fiend"). Also: The War on Drugs performs.
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- TriviaJimmy Fallon and Nicole Kidman recall when they first met.
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Self - Host: I don't know if you remember this but we've met before
Self - Guest: Oh, I remember
Self - Host: Do you remember this? It's really embarrassing for me
Self - Guest: Yes
Self - Guest: I have not seen you since then
Self - Host: I have not right?
Self - Guest: No
Self - Host: That is correct. But this is years ago, do you want me to tell my version of the story?
Self - Guest: Yeah you tell your version
Self - Host: I'm walking down the street in New York City, my friend Rick calls me and says "dude what'd you doing?" I go "I'm just walking down the street." He goes "I have Nicole Kidman with me and she wants to meet you for to be in Bewitched or something like that", so I go "what?" and he goes "I can be at your apartment in ten minutes". I go "you're going to bring Nicole Kidman to my apartment?" and I'm like "what do I do?", "do I have something for her?" He goes "I don't know just get some cheese and crackers or something" and I'm like cheese and crackers? I don't even know what you're talking about. I don't have dinner parties. I don't have anyone over my house. I have video games and sneakers
Self - Guest: That's right
Self - Host: So I go in the deli "what'd you mean cheese?" he goes "get Brie or something" Brie? I don't even know what that is." I'm on Saturday Night Live I guess, I don't even remember when it was
Self - Guest: [after Jimmy stares at her] I just remember I liked you and he was like not now. I'm married now but he was all like...
Self - Host: [Confused] wait what?
Self - Guest: [Telling her version of the story] so Rick our mutual friend says "Jimmy wants to meet you and you can come over to his apartment" and I'm single and I'm like "ok yeah."
Self - Host: [Shocked] wait what?
Self - Guest: Yes
Self - Host: [Raises his voice] wait, what are you talking about?
Self - Guest: Yes
Self - Host: Did I date Nicole Kidman? Did we go on a date?
Self - Guest: So I go over and your there in a baseball cap and like "nothing", just like...
Self - Host: I had Brie cheese
Self - Guest: And you wouldn't talk, you didn't say anything, you're like "hey, um"
Self - Host: I was nervous. I didn't this a "thing". I thought this was for a movie
Self - Guest: It was meant to just "hang", and then you put a video game on or something and I'm like "this is so bad". I swear and you didn't talk at all so after about an hour and a half I thought "he has no interest, this is so embarrassing."
Self - Host: [Putting his face in his hands in disappointment] I had no clue at all
Self - Guest: And I left and went "ok no chemistry, and then I was like "maybe his gay"
Self - Host: [Stands up in protest and to the crowd] come on, that's it I'm out of here, take care
Self - Guest: [Stands up and sits behind Jimmy's desk] ok so now I'm going to do the show
Self - Host: [Walks back and lies down on the couch replicating a therapy session] well...
Self - Guest: So tell me Jimmy...
Self - Host: Well doctor I remember like it was yesterday Nicole Kidman came over...
Self - Guest: [Both of them stand up and he walks over and sits behind his desk] that was our date
Self - Host: Do you remember what the apartment looked like?
Self - Guest: [Sitting back on the couch] not much anyway we weren't meant to be right?
Self - Host: You made a great decision
Self - Guest: You did
Self - Host: You made a fantastic decision
Self - Guest: But now we're both married with kids
Self - Host: I can't believe I dated Nicole Kidman, this is unbelievable
- ConnectionsFeatures Paddington (2014)
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