Mike & Molly (TV Series)

Pie Fight (2015)

Eric Allan Kramer: Officer Seely

Quotes 

• Mike Biggs : I drew the fat straw.

  Officer Seely : You sure you drew just one?

  Mike Biggs : Back off Seely, I am not in the mood.

  Officer Seely : All right. Take it easy.

  Officer Carl McMillan : For your information, my man lost fifty pounds.

  Officer Seely : Hey, that's great, Biggs. Thought you went down a cup size.

  Officer Seely : [Mike slams his locker shut, obviously irritated]  I'm just playing with ya. You look great, just great. In fact, if this was a fair I'd give you a blue ribbon.

  Officer Carl McMillan : [Mike moves in on him, but Carl intercepts]  Mike, don't listen to him. He's not worth it.

  [to Seely] 

  Officer Carl McMillan : Just go home.

  Officer Seely : I gotta get changed first.

  Mike Biggs : Yeah, I'm fine, Carl.

  Officer Carl McMillan : All right.

  [to Seely] 

  Officer Carl McMillan : You just keep your mouth shut.

  Officer Seely : What? Tell that to your partner. Cause I think that's his problem.

  Mike Biggs : [punches Seely]  Now, now who has a problem?

  Officer Carl McMillan : You do, man!