- [Buck decapitates a snake to save a woman]
- Henrietta 'Hen' Wilson: Wow. Is that always the first option for you white boy, macho tough guys?
- Howie 'Chimney' Han: Guys, I am totally gonna take credit for this with Tatiana. It's gonna get me laid for a week, thank you.
- Bobby Nash: Athena Grant called me, wanted to tell me what an asset you are. I told her she was half right.
- Evan 'Buck' Buckley: I guess you heard?
- Henrietta 'Hen' Wilson: Yeah. For what it's worth, everyone thinks it sucks.
- Evan 'Buck' Buckley: It's my own fault.
- Henrietta 'Hen' Wilson: Yeah, everyone thinks that too.
- Evan 'Buck' Buckley: Why don't I just punch it in its face?
- Bobby Nash: You can't punch it in the face, Buck. It's a snake. It's not some guy at an El Torito happy hour.