Reviews

The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023 is a movie that I won't be able to remember in a week. The movie is average at best but mostly for super fans and little kids.

The relationships had me disappointed the most. Most are just one dimensional and the princess is yet another mary sue character.in a sea of mary sues in todays media. The original mario was simple but the stakes were higher. Mario goes to save the princess. How the writers failed in making this on par is beyond me.

In what world is it so easy to see the royal family by chance. The royal family must be doing a s**tty job in defending the kingdom.

For whatever reason the toads decided to make peach a princess. She looked different and was mysteriously skilled at everything but they did not question if she was a spy.

The princess leaves the faith of the kingdom in mario to secure a foreign army, someone she doesn't know very well. What happened to her own army and defences? Did she have a backup plan for when mario failed?

Mario having to complete the obstacle course before adventuring out is dumb. Almost as if power ups are conveniently placed in the world for the plot and that the princess knew that he'd be challenged.

Also,why was mario even asked to duel instead of the princess??

It felt like I was in a zoo being showcased all the mario characters in a dumb children's play

The mario games, in essence, is an adventure. This movie wasn't about the adventure but about the destination with some parkour.

I liked the mario game as a kid but I wasn't a super fan. So if the writing isn't good, what's the point?

The Sea Beast 2022 has beautiful art and animation 95% of the time. That's it for the positives

Plot holes

Plot convenience

Flippant writing

BS ending

The main character is selfish, arrogant, ungrateful and a liar to the same people that publish the book and stories she is so much a fan of. It's fine cause you cannot not empathize because she is an orphan kid written very maturely. Her character is contradicting and has no sense of responsibility other than being self-righteous

The royals did not make up the fact that sea monsters are dangerous. People did die and nobody were forced to go hunt the sea beasts. Hunters get paid. The are employed by the royals and that money goes to feed their families

You think fishing boats are out there catching schools of fish and sea beasts wouldn't want an easy bite. There are the adult neutral sea beasts, but what about younger and wilder beasts?

Red killed many people, even in the movie, though the writers decided not to show that because it doesn't fit the narrative. Even zoo animals are put down when they act dangerously, not that it is right, that's just how people are.

It makes no sense that spears could harm Red but not the huge concrete tower crashing on top of it. In fact it looked like the sea beasts were getting poked by toothpicks. Very underwhelming

Because of the sea beasts' size, logically they would be dangerous and logically they would not see humans as a threat. Logically killing one or two humans would be the same as killing one or two fishes in the sea. Logically in a world that has sea beasts and a history for hunting them, good weapons would be made for hunting sea beasts

The towns people are basically ''non player characters'. Logically all of them wouldn't agree and some would still be mourning the recent deaths

Hunters wouldn't hunt if they weren't getting paid well or if it was for survival. The job is life threatening, in fact, you'd be lucky to find women signing up for those kind of jobs. Hunters wouldn't hunt cause of a storybook, it would either be because of money or they were born into it and had no other options.

The writing felt like it was targeting a fandom with the message 'heroes can be wrong'. Obviously yes, but it is the fandom that calls people heroes. Fans don't become what they idolize, otherwise they wouldn't be fans. The dead is to be respected, not idolize.

The film was interesting. I really liked the father daughter relationship and how Otto's character slowly develops. The flashback gimmick is a little overplayed but it's fine, it needed it's average move runtime i guess.

I did not like that they moved away from the original and made Malcolm trans instead of gay. Maybe it's cause hormone blockers are made in the US and they needed some marketing. I mean that's the only way those businesses can stay afloat. Surgeons make so much money off of people's insecurities and low self-esteem.

Frankly, I believe Otto is the type of guy that would find transitioning to be idiotic. He enjoys knowing how things work and he wasn't able to have children with his late wife because of an accident. I don't think he'd be in agreement with people transitioning, mutilating of one's body and make complications when birthing a child.

Overall it was okay. I'd rather watch the original though.

I have to be honest, this was disappointing. It was slow and boring, and the reveal was a huge let down.

There is nothing scary about a paper balloon in the sky, but trying to make a ufo terrifying is a challenge so whatever.

A lot of cloud watching. I'm surprise they didn't tell us what the cloud types are.

Sister damaged to the ufo... BIG WOOP! She wasn't saving anybody, she just did it cause

Unsure if the flashback of the scene with the kid under table is a reference to ET but cool. The cene was good. I think the asian guy is the most interesting character in the movie and he isn't even one of the main cast...

The main characters have little to no character development. I frankly don't care, especially about the girl not being lazy and doing damage to a creature she doesn't know anything about.

The movie had a hard time bringing across what it wanted to say. However, I think that way cause there is something there that is really good. It had potential to be more.

It wasn't about 2 siblings grieving over their father's sudden death or struggling financially, no it's just a movie of people getting proof of a ufo in the sky. Heck, the movie is more like a stranger things bootleg.

Assassins 2020 is a documentary of the killing of North Korea leader's older half brother.

Evidence provided in the documentary are not evidence of pranks but evidence of assaults. These are more like 'haha gotcha' moments.

I believe the assailant didn't know what she was doing. That at least was obvious. But they had suspicions. Anybody with a brain can see that everything was very suspicious. From not using their names to not wanting to be on camera, and not informing the people that they were pranks... Also, not receiving their consent to use the footage, How old the men were

Not acting on those suspicions is something they are clearly guilty of.

"Nobody else agreed to do it"... Whom I wonder Y?

The document purposely tries to manipulate the viewer to have negative assumptions on NK instead of presenting the facts without bias. The facts should speak for themselves.

So should they be punished for their crimes? I think they've been punished enough.

All things considered. This is nothing new. America and other countries had a handful of political assassinations done in the past years. There were some scapegoats too.

A movie about a shut in meeting an outsider. I'll tell you what happens to save you time from watching

Outsider so happens to find the bunker, also, did not think that a droid might be stationed there

Outsider so happens to look exactly like the child. Then she plays the victim after begging to come in.

Then they drilled a bullet, lodged in the abdomen, in order to pull it out. Outsider refuses anaesthesia for whatever dumb reason. And the surgery works -_-

Robot becomes jealous -_-

Then for whatever reason she stares at a drawing of a boy her age.

Surprise surprise the outsider lied -_-

Then the girl stares at the drawing of a boy her own age -_-

Then girl goes to kidnap her "brother"

At this point you wonder if the main character not know that humans harm each other all the time.

I sometimes wonder if this wasn't a teen drama

Main character prefers toxic relationship over an over protective one.

For whatever reason she shoots mother... For whatever reason -_-

Cause young adults don't need parents -_-

Over dramatic end scene.

Na the female lead was just being too much. Not everybody is able to compensate for their girlfriend's mental illness but also her family. That's above another lever of stupidity

Midsommar 2019 is a slow burn "horror" film that tries to justify dumping your mental baggage on your significant other. And utterly fails.

The girlfriend tags along on an expedition to their friend's family festivities. She notices something is wrong, but decides not to leave because the boyfriend who already has started to lose feelings for didn't want to leave with her. But the dumbest thing is that she takes sleeping pills, conveniently provided of course, after knowing that she might be in danger.

Even after noticing that their friends have all disappeared one by one, they still decided to stay.

Dumb boyfriend ignores how sus the people are and decided to think with his genitals. Because that's typical of the male gender right >.>

Then girlfriend becomes a "sympathized" token avenger thanks to a boyfriend she already started to lose feelings for, but who stayed with her at her worst

Basically, midsommar 2019 is a slow headache with good cinematography.