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3/10
Help me! My father had talent.... poor me!
1 February 2012
Rebecca attends an all girl boarding school for tiresome adolescents in an old hotel. Through her friendship with fellow student Lucie, she has learned to re-embrace life, after the suicide of her poet father.

However, When spooky new student, Ernessa, arrives and supplants Rebecca in Lucie's affection: Rebecca becomes jealous and decides that Ernessa must be a vampire, as described by her handsome romantic fiction teacher.

Staff and students succumb to premature exits of one sort or another and Rebecca becomes more and more convinced of the malevolent and supernatural influence of Ernessa whilst desperately fighting off the urge to kill herself.

Never was the nike "just do it" campaign slogan more in my mind. This film might appeal to you if you are a teenage girl, with little imagination or cinema experience.... otherwise I would avoid it.
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Beast (IV) (2011)
8/10
An evolution of love into something more.
1 February 2012
Obsessive, over weight Bruno moves into a new home with skinny wife Maxine. She doesn't understand the nature of his love, a love which has darkened into a boiling hunger.

As Maxine's affections wane and wander, Bruno's desperation grows and his desires become ever more corporeal. His relationship with Maxine has become a physical part of himself and as it becomes corrupted, so, inevitably does Bruno.

An claustrophobic portrayal of everyday cannibalism and the corrupting influence of obsession. Excellent performances, especially by Nicolas Bro, and sublime cinematography.

Winner of the Jury Prize at the Gerardmer Film Festival in France.
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The Cat (2011)
6/10
Help me, I'm mad and cats keep killing people.
1 February 2012
Fragile, So Yeon works at a pet pampering parlour: where she puts makeup on unsuspecting animals.

There she starts to see the terrifying apparition of a young girl. Her psychiatrist tells her it is connected to her claustrophobia and gives her further medication, but when a customer mysteriously dies, in a lift, So Yeon takes ownership of her cat, and both deaths and apparitions occur with increasing frequency.So Yeon reluctantly searches for answers with childhood crush, turned cop, Joon Suk.

Is So Yeon delusional or are those pussy cats really demanding their money back, with menaces? For the answer, Watch this, or "ring" or "Dark water" or ........
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Hell (2011)
7/10
Post Apocalyptic Survival Movie without Zombies...!
1 February 2012
Warning: Spoilers
The sun has become brighter, the earth, hotter and drier. What life remains must hide in shadow and scavenge for survival.

Four travellers, in search for running water in the mountains, run into an ambush, where the younger of two sisters is captured.

This post apocalyptic parable deals with the standard issues of trust, leadership, honour, hope, and of course survival.

Although not populated with the living dead, this film walks in the footsteps of legions of Zombie movies. Where it perhaps stands out is in the credibility of the pretext and unambitious scale of the story.

Very competently cast and directed and resisting the temptation to resort to gore and shock tactics: it reminded me very much of 28 Days Later.
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Pastorela (2011)
8/10
Comic Masterpiece
1 February 2012
Warning: Spoilers
Catholicism and tradition are the life blood of Mexico and in one parish, police officer Chucho traditionally plays the devil in the nativity play.

When exorcist, Father Mundo, is obliged to take over the ministry from his deceased uncle, he decides to stamp his authority by recasting the Pastorela: failing to appreciate that Chucho was born to play the devil.

The ensuing kaleidoscope of costumed car chases, shoot outs and subterfuge, heads towards a real life showdown between good and evil.

This irreverent riot of colour, and the perfect casting of Joaquin Cosio, as the devil, makes Pastorela a comic masterpiece.
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The Awakening (I) (2011)
9/10
Ghosts in every closet.
1 February 2012
Ghost debunking author, spiritual hoax nemesis and early benefactor of the suffragette movement, Florence, is invited to a boys boarding school where the children are terrorised by a phantom child and the teachers by the aftermath of WW1. She is to debunk the ghost story and return the school to business as usual.

A rational explanation quickly reveals itself, through the simple application of Holmesian deduction, a chemistry, set and some bells on strings. However, haunted by her personal sense of guilt and loss, Florence finds the rational solution unsatisfactory and searches instead for an antidote to her own suffering.

Haunting cinematography, a strong cast and a story line which supports both suspense and character depth, enable this film to stand alongside "the orphanage" and "the Others" rather than being shadowed by them.

Winner of the Jury Prize at the Gerardmer Film Festival in France.
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Eva (I) (2011)
8/10
Best robotic cat in a film to date.
1 February 2012
Warning: Spoilers
The story of Alex, a reticent, genius robot programmer, and his enchanting robotic cat: who return to his home town, at the request of the director of a university of robotics.

There he must find a suitable human template in order to bring a lifelike personality to a newly designed line of robot boys.

His preferred candidate turns out to be his niece: daughter of his former lover, Lana, and her husband: his estranged brother.

Alex delights in the company of his niece, further complicating his relationship with his sister in law: with whom he is still, very much, in love.

An elegantly told, love story, spiced with mechanical cats and the cutest girl in a red coat since... "don't look now"
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The Monitor (2011)
8/10
Woman well beyond the verge of a nervous breakdown.
1 February 2012
Anna moves into hiding in a shabby flat in an apartment building outside Oslo, with her young son Anders. She is a profoundly neurotic, young woman: terrified that the boy's violent father will find them again and attack her son.

Having been instructed by social services that Anders should sleep in his own room, she buys a baby-monitor from a local shop, in order that she can hear him sleep. However she starts picking up the sounds of violence from a nearby flat.

Unable to tell the difference between her psychosis induced world and reality, she seeks help from Helge, the shy sales assistant who sold her the monitor.

Just because she's paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get her.. but it does make it difficult to piece together the story, told mostly from her desperately disturbed perspective.

This film won the Grand Prize at the Gerardmer Film Festival in France: it is really worth a look.
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