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Acide (2023)
Good idea if not for bad characters
I watched this movie and thought the idea is good but why oh why do directors insist on stupid teenagers being stupid. It seems to be an after 2000 thing where teenagers seem to be spolt intitled idiots. In modern disaster films about global warming etc people moan about this that and the other but what do they expect. They caused it! To be honest we deserve everything that is going to happen to us. I'd love to be more positive about the future but as long as corruption and greedy people run this planet well this film theme could be the norm! A good movie should have characters we root for. I'm afraid in this one I didn't care enough about them to want them to survive!
Black Summer (2019)
Wtf
I agree with some about first two episodes which were decent but the school scenes in episode 3 was stupid. What the hell was with the kids? Really ridiculous episode.The army guy is the only one that deserves to live. The other characters in real life situation would be dead long ago. Stupid actions and as I love the zombie genre as I watch some writers I wonder if they have a grasp of how really dumb their characters are? Set in America with more cars and guns than salads yet hardly any characters have guns and most are walking and running and no one carries a weapon of any kind. Looks like most people are zombies yet everywhere is deserted. WTF. Come on
Zombie Night (2013)
o my god
semi spoiler alert. After stopping this film several times i finally watched it and boy am i sorry. other reviews get it bang on regarding the fact that absolutely none of the characters deserve to live as they have to be the most stupid annoying people in the world. they have iPhone's but have never heard of zombies and oh by the way shoot them in the head, the policeman was a waste of time and you kind of think that in a zombie apocalypse it would be the psychopaths and bikers who would survive as if all suburban people where like these they would be dead in seconds. the writers must have written this in 30 minutes as no thought and direction was given to any of the characters which were wooden and frankly ridiculous and very annoying. yeah lets run into a glasshouse? hmm. so many zombie movies are made on the cheap but i would rather watch a zombie movie made for 5ooo dollars with a great script than a million dollar turkey.
Apocalypse L.A. (2014)
Oh my god
I have seen some bad movies in my time but oh my god, who wrote this sentimental drivel. Zombies everywhere or so you would think in a city of 3.8 million, a day after a zombie outbreak and you see a massive hoard of about 12 zombies on the streets. The characters kept stopping to tell each other they loved each other every 5 minutes on the empty streets walking everywhere in a city of ohh 3.8 million cars they could not find one car and keep it for longer than 1 minute. They ran around with no weapons except their love for each other. In a city full of ohh 3.8 million guns. Two of the lovely heroes attacked 3 zombies one with a 2 by 4 piece of wood and the other with a walkie talkie. Walking dead eat your heart out. There was helicopters everywhere in the sky but not one cop or soldier on the street. Just hooded zombies and two zombies in what looked like surgical gowns. They must have shared the wardrobe. I think it was the only movie i saw that i was hoping the whole cast would die. I think its because they deserved to die coz they were stupid. Nuff said.
13 Eerie (2013)
Hmmm another teen kick ass job
Now it is not the worst pile of cheap filmmaking in the world nor is the the best by a long shot. Why do film makers of zombie movies insist on making the people in it do stupid things no normal person would do. This is what annoys me most about movies like this. They insist on not taking any cars out and they came on a boat but never think of getting out on it. They constantly run into dark old flimsy buildings. Shoot them in the head one of the girls explained. Next scene guy shoots zombie in shoulder. Doh! I am writing a zombie movie as a book at the moment and am eliminating the idiot plots most movies have. Anyone who directs and wants to work on a decent storyline. Give me a bell. B