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Breach (2020)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Garbage. I made it through the entire film, just so I could say I've seen, possibly, the worst film in existence in its entirety.
Jupiter's Legacy (2021)
Is the dialog so bad they have to turn the audio effects up to 11?
I'm all for cinematic sound, but this is a whole new level. I have no idea what the story is because I can't hear the dialog because to turn it up to hear it will blow out my speakers when the music or action sounds start. Looks slick, with decent effects, but all is lost without a script you can actually hear.
Chick Fight (2020)
A few chuckles
Checks the list for every underdog sports movie made for adults. Trained monkeys wrote the script. Acting is atrocious. If it's on for free, it'll save you the hassle of searching for anything better if you just want to lose a few brain cells.
The Devil All the Time (2020)
Low expectations, huge payoff!
Why do people watch movies when they're in a bad mood? That's the only explanation for low ratings. That, and kooks sticking up for "religion" or their precious little backwoods that only they have a clue about what really goes on there.
Anyway. I really was not a fan of Holland. Nor was I a fan of Pattinson. The hype around those two I felt was unsubstantiated. I've since changed my tune with Pattinson, and now I can attest that Holland definitely has some chops.
This dark, violent film really put its hooks into me, and kept me engaged all the way through.
Some advice: If you're grumpy, a religious zealot, or are so prideful of your little corner of the world that you can't even enjoy a good FICTIONAL story, maybe find some Marvel or Disney film.
Run (1991)
TV acting on the big screen
This is one terrible "film"! Dempsey really solidified his status as a prime time soap opera actor with this role. What a hack. In fact, the only possible explanation for the high rating of this film must come from lusty reviewers.
There is nary a redeeming quality to be found here. You may think bad acting is easy enough to overlook; lots of films survive that curse, but the script, editing, stunts actually make the acting seem almost passable. Seriously, pay attention any time a punch gets thrown. There is a slight pause as everyone tries to remember how the action is supposed to play out. Punch in the gut-pause-throw yourself back against the wall. This is every fight scene!
I could go on, but I invite you to check out this film for yourself, and see if you can sit through the whole thing. Good luck!