Sat, Oct 25, 1997
To every generation, a Slayer is born. Or appointed. Ryan has his eye on a long-legged blonde cheerleader, but he can't score a date with her, she's busy every night. Busy slaying vampires. No, her name's not Buffy, it's Bunny. Trying to come to the rescue when his romance object is in danger, Ryan botches up as per usual, leaving the poor girl with a broken leg. So now he has to stand in as Vampire Slayer. Earth is doomed.
Sat, Jan 16, 1999
Ryan's big love. Well, literally. All in the name of money. Yes, Ryan becomes the one pursued. By a, well, big, er, rather large chick. Who happens to be loaded. Lots and lots loaded. And so, instead of a career selling rotting oranges to passing motorists, Ryan lines himself up for easy street. Gigolo time. Big time.
Sat, May 3, 1997
Ryan at long last finds his calling in life. Accidentally. As a cutter of women's hair. No, not as a barber. As a stylist. But when he requests $200 from his Dad to go off to beauty school, Jack nearly has a heart attack wanting to die of shame, believing his son to be gay, oops!, the other way. Before you can say "Warren Beaty" though, Mr. Ryan becomes a huge hit with the ladies, some of whom even spill over Ross' way. Cutting the hair of a female Hollywood power monger lands Mr. Ryan in pole position to produce her next movie. But wise and thoughtful parents Jack and Jennie want him to go back to school, as finishing his education is more important.