Review of Witness

Witness (1985)
7/10
Amish You Much; 'Mish, 'Mish You Much!
24 January 2002
Warning: Spoilers
This is an OK film. It is interesting from the stand-point of learning

about the somewhat mysterious (for me!) Amish culture, and to a

lesser extent, seeing a street-hardened cop, played by Harrison

Ford, placed in that pacified and devout Amish world. However,

the whole battle of "good cop vs. bad cop" is a little typical and not

particularly well executed here. There are some good chuckles

here and there centered around Harrison's character, John Book,

and his attempt to "fit in" with the Amish lifestyle, and some tense

action sequences, as well. The acting is solid, though nothing too

inspiring. Ford actually plays a character that doesn't have a HALO

rammed up his BUTT, as he has with much of the rest of his

career choices (I will never give him full-credit as an actor due to

his outright refusal to play a villain!). (Unfortunately, I also think

this might have been where he turned down that somewhat

distasteful path as the "man-at-odds/action hero" that he has

come to personify).

**SPOILER**

The most redeeming feature of Witness is the non-Hollywood

ending. Despite the romantic build-up, and probable audience

wishes, it DOESN'T end with John and Rachel together. I'll admit

that even I was hoping, despite the obvious improbability of it

working out between them, that I wanted to see that "Happily Ever

After" ending. So it was a bittersweet moment to be somewhat

sad and satisfied with the ultimate conclusion.

I'm left with this one question though; why do the Amish men have

those big beards but NO mustaches?!!!

7/10 A good Amishly hand-woven yarn (not to be watched with

Microwavable popcorn, though!)
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