Here's this brand new looking subdivision that has an old Dracula looking mansion atop a hill which no one seems to know anything about. How could all the strange goings-on in this totally bizarre appearing domicile go unnoticed until the Avon lady calls? Why is it that the nutty professor could get all the body parts for razor boy but had trouble coming up with a pair of hands? I can think of several other body parts that would be more troublesome to find than hands. Would a good looking girl really[come on now]go for someone with scissors growing out of his wrists? Finally, why was Edward so retarded that he failed to take care of the redhead in back of the future salon? He did have all the necessary tools, didn't he?
Review of Edward Scissorhands
