Okay, that should take care of all the dumb breast jokes, shall we move on?
Anna Nicole Smith...action star?
No.
Anna Nicole Smith...erotic star?
Maybe.
Anna Nicole Smith...comedian?
Definitely.
She can't act, she can barely remember her lines, she pouts, she whines...and she's supposed to be the next Bruce Willis? I think not. Take out the violence and this could be "The Naked Gun, Part 48DD: Double Trouble". ...okay, okay, that's the last dumb breast joke, I promise.
On the basis of this movie, Anna would be best off to just cut her losses and work as an understudy for Edy Williams (hey, she's got to retire sometime).
One star. Maybe two, I wouldn't want to be a boob.
Sorry, sorry....
Anna Nicole Smith...action star?
No.
Anna Nicole Smith...erotic star?
Maybe.
Anna Nicole Smith...comedian?
Definitely.
She can't act, she can barely remember her lines, she pouts, she whines...and she's supposed to be the next Bruce Willis? I think not. Take out the violence and this could be "The Naked Gun, Part 48DD: Double Trouble". ...okay, okay, that's the last dumb breast joke, I promise.
On the basis of this movie, Anna would be best off to just cut her losses and work as an understudy for Edy Williams (hey, she's got to retire sometime).
One star. Maybe two, I wouldn't want to be a boob.
Sorry, sorry....