My feelings for this film can be summed up in one sentence: This is the worst, most derivative Pulp Fiction rip-off of the thousands of high-profile Pulp Fiction rip-offs. Wait, maybe a few more sentences to elaborate. The characters feel like they were instantly spawned into the current scenes they were being shot in, all with attributes such as "burnt-out cynical cop" or "vaguely shocking killer who has a hard-on for clocks" written on thier hands so they know what to say. If "the guy that's taken a family hostage is cooking spaghetti for everyone- hilarious!" is a sentence you think you could hear yourself say, then this movie is made for you. Fetch.
Review of 2 Days in the Valley
