Slow, boring, nonsensical and self-indulgent, this must be amongst the most over-rated films of all time. At the end of the day, this is a film which it is fashionable to rate well, and pretend that it meant something to you - and hence you must yourself be as clever as this film desperately tries to be. Unfortunately it fails. "Being John Malkovich" isn't clever, it is contrived.
Review of Being John Malkovich
