Nobody's Baby (2001)
Nobody's Movie
15 June 2004
After causing the death of an entire family, by accident, ex-con Billy steals the living baby and won't give it up, in the putrid so-called comedy.

I should have known this film would suck when i saw that Skeet Ulrick was the main star. I should have known because, save for "The Omen", David Seltzer has been a one-man crap-fest. But I was tricked once again that the great Gary Oldman was in the cast, sadly proving that even he can't save a horridly incompetent film (see also the two crap movies that he starred in right before AND after this film: Hannibal and The Contender).

My Grade: D-

Where i saw it: Starz

Eye Candy: Tess (Robyn Adamson/full frontal twice) and Stormy (Anna Gunn/topless once)
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