Review of No Such Thing

I really tried to like this movie. I thought the premise had promise. But the story line was horrible. It was really tough to sit through, as it seemed to drone on and on. An hour should have been cut from it. Literally.

By the way, the Coppola wine placement was ridiculous, the fake smoking was more of a detraction than an embellishment, and what did Hal Hartley win an award for?

In short, I can't think of a reason to recommend this movie to anyone.