Review of Session 9

Session 9 (2001)
1/10
Stupid
19 April 2002
This film was so god awful it defied reality. While watching it me and my friend constantly had to make jokes because the script was so boring. They have this huge place to fix up, its gigantic, and they have 2 weeks to do, and through nine tenths of the movie everyone is goofing off or on lunch break, apart from that one dude who just listens to tapes.

Then there is the first mildly interesting part which happens an hour into the movie when one guy gets picked off or whatever. Hes walking down a passage and for no apparent reason there is a peanut butter jar in the middle of it. What kind of stupid ass murderer does this? Why in the middle of a passageway? It makes no sense. Also, when they all hear footsteps on the floor above them, they decide it would be a good idea to investigate this by going down to the basement. One of them just decides he is going to listen to more stupid tapes while everyone else is searching for the missing person. This film is a classic case of a good idea gone terribly wrong. If you have to watch the directors commentary to actually realize that the movie is somewhat good, then the movie isnt really good. Besides that all the props that were supposably 18 yrs old, all looked brand new.
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