1/10
Save yourselves! (spoilers)
6 October 2004
Warning: Spoilers
I think pre-pubescent boys would be one of the few audiences to get a kick out of this ultra-crappy movie. There's something of a story (somewhere), but mostly, the entire movie is about three guys (Matthew Modine, Michael Zorek, and Jonathan Prince) trying to get a peek at the naked private school girls. Main characters Christine (Phoebe Cates wasted) and Jim (Modine, also wasted) are making preparations to lose their virginity. Essentially, this may only be amusing to people who still laugh at the mention of the word boob or nuts. Major amateur hour.

Hell, if you want an 80s teen sex romp comedy, check out the Martha Coolige directed movie, National Lampoon's: The Joy of Sex. The indication of National Lampoon alone be enough to clue you in that this will be a major stupid humor movie. Amidst the hilarious mix of hormone-raging teens at a high school, main characters (played by Michelle Merrynick and Cameron Dye), never think "it" is going to happen to them. That movie, though still somewhat stupid, is at least much much much better than this sorry movie. I'd recommend not wasting time on Private School.
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