Review of Rhinestone

Rhinestone (1984)
1/10
Dolly: big as ever! Sly: short on talent, if not on screen!
2 January 2005
How do they get all the rest of the cast to walk in ruts to make all 5'4" of Sly Stone look like a normal height? What's that troll doing with sweet-faced Dolly anyway? His nose is the only thing bigger than her chest. A miserable excuse for a comedy, and a fine vehicle for proving that Sly has NO comedic acting ability. Bring back "The Lords Of Flatbush", his true element! What a short sack of protoplasm he is! And now, to fill out the 10 line requirement for a review, I will close with a limerick:

There once was a so-called "actor" named Sly.

A short ugly plug of a guy. His ability was smaller Than the cast, all taller Before seeing it again, I'd rather die!
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