10/10
If you are one of those people that question things in life, read this...
26 March 2005
Warning: Spoilers
You must have fantastic taste in films, much a la moi... (using my "fellow Abbott Hayes lover" friend's account) I think they create the terror of being ambushed by a flesh eating zombie very...erm..."well." However, despite the fantastic quality of this film-the lighting, abbot Hayes' golf shoes, and of course the acting- I'm am ashamed to say that I have a few queries about this section of the story (when we first meet the senior and aged Abbot Hayes; he creeps across the road and causes 6 teenagers to drive off a cliff-tragic).

Firstly, notice how the car is going at about 20 miles an hour. However, when we see that fantastic side shot of the car, it must be travelling a wild 5 miles an hour, and..................WAIT!!! It appears that the car is actually driving off the cliff! Is the driver suicidal? Was he driving under the influence??? We shall never know...

Also, if you ever came face to face (well, through a cracked car windscreen at least)with a flesh eating zombie (heaven forbid) what would you do? Would you scream "Oh *beep* Abbot Hayes!" all in turn with the rest of the occupants of your vehicle and carelessly drive over a conveniently placed cliff? NO!! You would slam your foot on the pedal, rev up the engine, and squash the damn thing!! At least that way you could get away from the creature sporting golf shoes and drive as fast as your 60s retro Volkswagen van would take you!! I suddenly feel so relived after getting that off my chest...

If you are one of those people however who finds badly made films entertaining, I guarantee that you will not be any more satisfied than with this film. The lighting is rubbish, dimly lit, in fact to hell with that: its non-existent! The actors are completely unheard of (exc. Tom Savini, though I must admit that I never heard of him) their speech being dubbed in. Sheer comedy at its best!!! Watch this film...

This film really is a classic slapstick comedy:::::::: Rock on Children Of The Living Dead!
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