Review of Alien Apocalypse

Okay, I have seen some major losers on the Sci-Fi Channel when it comes to original movies, but this probably takes the king of all cakes. Yet another post-apocalyptic feature where the women are all hot, nobody has skin blemishes, and somehow the aliens took over the world without any resistance at all (which is especially interesting since they never seem to fire their weapons in the whole movie)... The only reason I can see Bruce Campbell doing this is because a member of his family was held hostage or something, because there is no way he could have possibly looked at the script and said "This looks pretty solid." In fact, the only reason I could see this movie was made was because it preceded "Battlefield Earth" on the scheduling lineup: this movie was so bad, it makes Travolta's movie look like Spartacus by comparison. This extremely-pale ripoff of Army of Darkness isn't even funny in a spoofish kind-of way: plot holes abound (why is the President 58 years old if the earth was invaded 40 years ago?), and the clichés just make you want to throw yourself into a wheat thresher. Stay away from this movie if at all possible, folks.