1/10
Not saucy enough? *SPOILERS*
2 May 2005
Warning: Spoilers
Okay, if you were a model, and your photographer liked to take photographs of you in near-death situations while wearing very little clothing, wouldn't you be slightly concerned? In real life, of course you would be.. but in this movie, apparently such worries are non-existent. Despite the gradual death toll of all the girls who take part in these shoots, they still queue up to participate. This does not do anything towards quashing the stereotypes of dumb Playboy Playmates.

The script of this T&A movie has other problems, including a sleazy boyfriend who cheats on his model girlfriend then has the cheek to lecture her on exploiting herself. Not to mention the moment when he collides with an oncoming car on his motorcycle, falls off a cliff and yet escapes without a scratch. But let's face it, you're not here for logic or plot consistency. You want to know how often these gorgeous babes get their kit off. Well sorry to disappoint you, but..

There isn't as much of it as you'd expect. The modelling scenes are done in such a way as to obscure the most explicit nudity, and the soft core sex scenes have a tendency to cut before the good stuff gets going. If I were you, I would go out and rent some proper porn if your intention is to watch this for skin purposes (and what other reason would there be?!). It would be far more satisfying, and you wouldn't have a cheesy plot, dreadful acting and banshee-like screaming getting in the way of your enjoyment. You know it makes sense.. 0/10
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