Review of The Fastest Guitar Alive

I am actually old enough to remember when this film was new. The best thing about it was the original poster art by the great Frank Frazetta which appears on the soundtrack album but does not, for inexplicable reasons, appear on the VHS box. The gimmick of a guitar that doubles as a shotgun (not a spoiler since it appears in the poster art and the original trailers for this turkey) is all it has going for it. Even the songs sung by Roy don't make the cut. I think this was financed by confederate money as it has about as much value. As a curio and a time capsule piece, it's kind of a hoot but one viewing is all anyone should take. Any more, they might want to gouge their eyes out, but don't do that. Save that for maybe "The Man With The X-Ray Eyes." Roy Oribison can't act and I don't think they had pompadours that big in 1860 ANYTHING. It might make them too much of a target for Union soldiers.