Every bad movie I've seen previously has SOME redeeming feature. Maybe a great soundtrack, or stunning photography. Perhaps a strong storyline or (best of all!) a leading lady happy to let the puppies play.
This film has none of them. Not one. It singularly lacks any redeeming features whatsoever, and I urge you not to miss the opportunity to see it! As I watched this film - in a similar manner to which I'd watch an approaching tornado or an aircraft crashing into my house - my jaw dropped wider and wider at just how appalling this film is.
Describing the acting as "wooden" just insults trees. The script? Surely they were making it up as they went along? The photography and direction? C'mon, this must have been a student project, right?? This is a desperately, desperately terrible film. Unfortunately, IMDb doesn't allow negative votes as this movie is missing out on a record!
This film has none of them. Not one. It singularly lacks any redeeming features whatsoever, and I urge you not to miss the opportunity to see it! As I watched this film - in a similar manner to which I'd watch an approaching tornado or an aircraft crashing into my house - my jaw dropped wider and wider at just how appalling this film is.
Describing the acting as "wooden" just insults trees. The script? Surely they were making it up as they went along? The photography and direction? C'mon, this must have been a student project, right?? This is a desperately, desperately terrible film. Unfortunately, IMDb doesn't allow negative votes as this movie is missing out on a record!