I'm not spoiling anything by telling you the most important thing about this movie (mmm..do I *HAVE* to use that word?!?)...that one thing would be...
David HASSELHOFF.
Oh. Seems I have to include at least ten lines of text. Well, lets see then... the key ingredients to this train wreck are:
David HASSELHOFF.
Wow. I just tried typing a list of David Hasselhoff's name for each and every reason this is a dreadful waste of time. But I'll be danged that this IMDb software is so clever it can tell that I'm trying to pack the review. What can I say? Nick Fury: Agent of Shield is not really worthy of ten lines of original text. I mean the movie itself doesn't contain 10 lines of original text. Horrid.
A horrid piece of garbage.
David HASSELHOFF.
Oh. Seems I have to include at least ten lines of text. Well, lets see then... the key ingredients to this train wreck are:
David HASSELHOFF.
Wow. I just tried typing a list of David Hasselhoff's name for each and every reason this is a dreadful waste of time. But I'll be danged that this IMDb software is so clever it can tell that I'm trying to pack the review. What can I say? Nick Fury: Agent of Shield is not really worthy of ten lines of original text. I mean the movie itself doesn't contain 10 lines of original text. Horrid.
A horrid piece of garbage.