I'm giving this movie a 4, which is better than it deserves, but I had an extremely entertaining Saturday afternoon when this came on the TV.
Want a clue about how bad this movie is? Nick Fury is played by David Hasselhoff. David frigging Hasselhoff. That's right. The guy from Baywatch. When you see this guy's name in the credits, you know you're in for a treat.
Probably the best thing about this movie is the villianness, who takes megalomania to the extreme, giving the classic diabolical villain laugh every thirty seconds. It's just so far over the top that you could swear this was a parody.
Before you watch this movie, here are some facts to remember: 1. Nazis = Evil. Therefore, Evil = Nazis. If you're evil, you must be a Nazi, even if the things you are evil about are completely contrary to Nazi ideals. 2. The best way to fix a faulty elevator is to shoot it. 3. Contrary to popular belief, it is in fact possible for your brain cells to commit suicide during exposure to excessive stupidity.
Want a clue about how bad this movie is? Nick Fury is played by David Hasselhoff. David frigging Hasselhoff. That's right. The guy from Baywatch. When you see this guy's name in the credits, you know you're in for a treat.
Probably the best thing about this movie is the villianness, who takes megalomania to the extreme, giving the classic diabolical villain laugh every thirty seconds. It's just so far over the top that you could swear this was a parody.
Before you watch this movie, here are some facts to remember: 1. Nazis = Evil. Therefore, Evil = Nazis. If you're evil, you must be a Nazi, even if the things you are evil about are completely contrary to Nazi ideals. 2. The best way to fix a faulty elevator is to shoot it. 3. Contrary to popular belief, it is in fact possible for your brain cells to commit suicide during exposure to excessive stupidity.