Review of The Net 2.0

The Net 2.0 (2006 Video)
1/10
First movie in 40 years to not bother seeing the ending...
6 May 2006
Warning: Spoilers
If you saw the Net and liked it (or even barely stand it), please don't watch this. The plot is appalling, the camera work shocking, acting tragic and the people who made this movie have never used a computer in their life nor traveled overseas on business. Once it got to the scene where her super little program (typed in on the fly, complete with GUI)cracks a password, that was it...STOP. Up until that point the lead character verged on truly inane with bizarre behavior. Stuck in a foreign country (by yourself, no list of contacts...go figure?, it is 2006!) you would decide to do the James Bond act rather than contact authorities? Yep! Acepting dodgy documents, leaving other documents behind, traveling by yourself as a twenty something white female in Turkey, not having fanny bug with emergency money, contacts ID, visa etc? Is this meant to be believable? And the techy/computer crap?? It was so bad I was hoping that in some bizarre twist the person responsible for technical believability of the movie appeared in it and was tortured to death. It was wrong on so many accounts..I cringed and wanted to hide my eyes. Life is too short to waste watching this abortion of a movie. ..and that annoying stop/go camera action, the scene cuts, the lack of continuity, it goes on and on but luckily DVD players have a stop and eject button. Use them here.
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