Review of Sonic Heroes

Sonic Heroes (2003 Video Game)
1/10
I think i have gone blind!
18 September 2006
OK.... sonic was good..... 10 years ago. This is basically a tool to test whether children have epilepsy. level one of sonic hero's almost drove me to the edge of insanity as the colour brightness and speed can only be compared to a night at the sydney fireworks display mixed with an episode of pokemon.

Graphics: OK, of what you can make out apart from the blinding colours and awfully crude textures it looks rather basic, the PS2 version is crap.

Gameplay: Push forward..... thats about it.

Longevity: You might get a couple of minutes before you black out, those 2 minutes where spent on the menus.

Music: Well what where you expecting a powerful orchestral score? no way, you thought the visuals were painful? well the soundtrack is there to make the experience all worth while! ever fancied hearing patriotic garbage being spilled out by a blue hedgehog and an 8 year old squirrel?and to accompany the wonderful voice acting we have a dreadful synthesised score that will make you run out and by the soundtrack.

Overall: Sega, well done! you have obviously given up on making decent games like jet set radio, you have decided to make a half baked pile of horse crap.....
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