WOW. That's all I can really say about this.
Who let this crap be made? Out of all the actors who disappointed me in this movie, I think my biggest disappointment came from Tiny Lister. It's like, come on man, you were the president in 5th Element for Pete's sake. Did you agree to take this role as long as you got to nail the hot white chick? I hope you tricked that baywatch wench into some actual sexy time, and told her it was crucial for realness for the role. Or something. Maybe they just bought you some McDonalds breakfast. Whatever.
I'm thinking about suing SciFi for making me watch this. Don't they have someone preview this crap before they air it? It made me miss 5 minutes of Dog the Bounty Hunter.
I'm going to go watch some porn, at least they have better acting...and plots...and writing...and directing...
Who let this crap be made? Out of all the actors who disappointed me in this movie, I think my biggest disappointment came from Tiny Lister. It's like, come on man, you were the president in 5th Element for Pete's sake. Did you agree to take this role as long as you got to nail the hot white chick? I hope you tricked that baywatch wench into some actual sexy time, and told her it was crucial for realness for the role. Or something. Maybe they just bought you some McDonalds breakfast. Whatever.
I'm thinking about suing SciFi for making me watch this. Don't they have someone preview this crap before they air it? It made me miss 5 minutes of Dog the Bounty Hunter.
I'm going to go watch some porn, at least they have better acting...and plots...and writing...and directing...