I get a little tingle of excitement whenever Hogan Knows Best comes on and that's not because of Linda's legendary-sized knockers. Hulk Hogan is the biggest, strongest neurotic I've ever seen - and it's fantastic. His ego knows no bounds, walking around in Hulk Hogan T-Shirts and driving around in a bright yellow pick-up truck (there's a trick to blending in with the crowd). He will refer to himself in the 3rd person (and as Hulk Hogan, not Terry Bollea, I swear every time some calls him Terry, he dies a little inside) at least 5 times per show and will make mention of himself as the greatest athlete since Jesus won the Olympic Limbo contest in 1968. He's so insecure it's scary. He will willingly sabotage his son's first relationship because he is no longer the centre of his universe. How does he do this? Gets a big breasted model to lead his son away, so he can laugh at the poor girl whose only crime is going out with the son of the world's biggest, wrinkliest 5 year old. He will walk into a liquor store and ask for a "Hulk Hogan discount" and then complain when being pestered for an autograph in a restaurant (can't you people see he just wants a normal life!?!) Hulk Hogan is a walking contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction and it's brilliant to watch!
Review of Hogan Knows Best
