Review of Club Dread

Club Dread (2004)
2/10
Really pathetic.
2 February 2007
If you enjoy unfunny, brain dead films, than this is your best bet. In place of funny, we get lame dirty jokes and nudity. If I wanted a movie that was funny because of nudity, then porn would probably be your best bet. The basic plot of this film is that some people from a cruise ship are stuck on an island with a killer, and they are all very sexy and horny, and to top it off, we have Bill Paxton!! What a big star they got to play the aging hipster musician/singer. All of the acting is atrocious, and because of lack of anything amusing, the film is really dull and boring, and to top that off, it's over 100 minutes long!! If you're going to make a horrid film at least make it short. Anyways, obviously this wasn't my cup of tea, but if you enjoy low budget, unfunny films, then you've come to the right place!!! My rating: * out of ****.
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