About a third of the way through this terrible terrible film I started to look for at least one thing that I could identify as not annoying or not just plain stupid. I didn't find even a single thing. It didn't even end in a timely manner. Some of the dialog is so painfully bad it beggars explanation of how an actual human wrote it rather than a life-form or intelligence wholly ignorant of our kind. The scenes often transition using effects that remind me of a stupidly done youtube family vacation video made by the youngest spoiled kid using Windows Moviemaker.
Do not watch this movie please. The money spent on this production would have been better used investigating flaming poo bags.
Oh and they try to pass of Meg Ryan as The Hottest Milf The World Has Ever Seen. She looks like a mouse with two black eyes and a crack habit. Honestly. They even try to pass her off as artificially buxom. There's nothing there! This is just how dumb they think you, the viewer, is.
Do not watch this movie please. The money spent on this production would have been better used investigating flaming poo bags.
Oh and they try to pass of Meg Ryan as The Hottest Milf The World Has Ever Seen. She looks like a mouse with two black eyes and a crack habit. Honestly. They even try to pass her off as artificially buxom. There's nothing there! This is just how dumb they think you, the viewer, is.