I liked the Evil Dead series. I can say that I didn't mind Zombie Strippers. I don't mind gore or violence or movies that are pointless. Frequently I like movies that get rated 4.5/10 or something like that...but this is easily the stupidest movie I've ever watched from start to finish.
Those familiar with the Infinite Monkey Theorem (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem) know that "The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare." If this is the case then it took 2 retarded monkeys about 5 minutes to finish this script.
It's almost like a 12 year old with an extensive knowledge of fetish society wrote a comic book (dialogue and all) and it was magically made into a movie.
The humor isn't humorous. The story weak. The gore is over the top but not even in a funny way. Just...stupid.
I wish I could say that something was lost in translation but I just don't think that's the case.
This could have been a cool video game or something but it's really just a waste of time.
Those familiar with the Infinite Monkey Theorem (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem) know that "The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare." If this is the case then it took 2 retarded monkeys about 5 minutes to finish this script.
It's almost like a 12 year old with an extensive knowledge of fetish society wrote a comic book (dialogue and all) and it was magically made into a movie.
The humor isn't humorous. The story weak. The gore is over the top but not even in a funny way. Just...stupid.
I wish I could say that something was lost in translation but I just don't think that's the case.
This could have been a cool video game or something but it's really just a waste of time.