1/10
A reality show as wonderful as today's economy
16 March 2009
Warning: Spoilers
Remember how TV experts and the entire known modern world all came together in 2007 to condemn FARMER WANTS A WIFE? Well, FARMER WANTS A WIFE is rocket science and the cure for cancer compared to the VH1 reality show Hipsta Dude With Ear Rings Wants A Squeeze or also known as For the Love of Ray.

Farmer did not talk much, but he did talk. Ear Ring Ray is so low energy, he does little more than make faces at his "dates" until they bring themselves close enough for him to squeeze their very shapely round butts. I am all for wall-to-wall butt squeezing, don't get me wrong, but within the confines of a lightweight commercial TV show, it is completely boring.

I would love to see a show where Ear Ring Ray is sent out to work on a farm to see how long he would last. That would be fun. And I would love to see a show where the Farmer is sent to the Ear Ring Ray house to live with a bunch of girls who simply love to have their butts squeezed on TV. That would be more interesting.
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