1/10
Boring and Stupid; both for the Price of One.
13 September 2009
Warning: Spoilers
If you believe the empty-heads who scored this awful movie a "10" you're setting yourself up for a waste of your time. This movie is awful, as it is willfully annoying.

Begin with the idiotic camera-work. Today's talent-free filmmakers think they can make an awful mess better by using a hand-held camera and shaking it like Jello, AS IF that substitutes for telling a narrative with intelligence and skill. Beyond that, there are many extreme close-ups, so close the viewer has no clue what's going on. All we see is random vegetation and men's long blonde hair bobbing all over creation. (No sexual appeal there, so says my girl friend -- who was snoozing soon after).

Not to give the plot away, but what happens in the initial 30 minutes is: we see these two guys chopping down a dozen small trees, stripping off the branches, then pounding them together and making a crude raft. This is intense as the story goes; and I think you get the idea.
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