When I walked into the cinema and was greeted on screen by the bleak English weather, the B&Q saw and the actual "milanotan" coloured bed that I actually own, I almost groaned to myself... Oh no, not another English film that should have gone "straight to bin" never mind "straight to DVD"...
But then minutes in and we hadn't heard a word of dialogue and I liked it's quirky, fast-paced introduction... But this quirky fast paced intro soon turned into a long, drawn out, obviously low budget Brit flick with a few slightly predictable but nevertheless mildly interesting plot twists.
Don't expect to be blown away by the twists here... You'll find yourself accurately predicting the twists at times, and other times thinking of twists that actually would have made the film better...
See I don't like to watch trailers, I feel it gives away the whole film, so I had no idea what to expect.. Why it had an 18 certificate I'll never know. Open any Sun newspaper or google pretty much ANYTHING and you'll see a pair of women bits... Other than this, there was no need for the certificate. It's not scary. It's not particularly violent. And the nudism is nothing any 15 year old hasn't seen already.
This film COULD have been really good, but it wasn't. It was just OK... but on a boring bank holiday Monday, there was worst things I could have done with my evening. Just wish I'd have been training dragons instead.
But then minutes in and we hadn't heard a word of dialogue and I liked it's quirky, fast-paced introduction... But this quirky fast paced intro soon turned into a long, drawn out, obviously low budget Brit flick with a few slightly predictable but nevertheless mildly interesting plot twists.
Don't expect to be blown away by the twists here... You'll find yourself accurately predicting the twists at times, and other times thinking of twists that actually would have made the film better...
See I don't like to watch trailers, I feel it gives away the whole film, so I had no idea what to expect.. Why it had an 18 certificate I'll never know. Open any Sun newspaper or google pretty much ANYTHING and you'll see a pair of women bits... Other than this, there was no need for the certificate. It's not scary. It's not particularly violent. And the nudism is nothing any 15 year old hasn't seen already.
This film COULD have been really good, but it wasn't. It was just OK... but on a boring bank holiday Monday, there was worst things I could have done with my evening. Just wish I'd have been training dragons instead.