Vincent is here strictly as eye candy and though I could stare at her assets all day long, they just couldn't make up for this tedious flick. It went in and out of Hip Hop and rap-core metal which totally takes you out of the southwestern setting and era. Those of you out there that like your horror "rap artist free" may also want to beware as N.O.R.E., of "Oye Mi Canto" fame, stars in this mess. The two ethnic characters will literally make you want to cut off your ears off as they sling slang like monkey's hurl poopy diapers. Some of their dialog sounds so silly you'll swear it was improvised! I really don't know what else to say about this film but steer clear. The story was bad and the whole film completely falls apart toward the middle. Character's actions just don't make sense and actors either barely act or are barely seen. Trejo and Drago were truly wasted talent.
Kung Fu Jesuit mummies cannot make up for this train wreck. Somebody point me to the nearest opium den because I've got a major headache.
Kung Fu Jesuit mummies cannot make up for this train wreck. Somebody point me to the nearest opium den because I've got a major headache.