True Blood: Escape from Dragon House (2008)
Season 1, Episode 4
8/10
"For an erection lasting longer than 4 hours..."
16 August 2010
Warning: Spoilers
What the hell did Jason think would happen -- drinking an entire vial of Vampire Blood after LaFayette told him to only take 1-2 drops? That boy just ain't too bright. And if that ain't bad enough...he went and got himself all hooked up in another murder.

(And don't take this the wrong way...but watching this guy jerk off in the police station bathroom...well...it ain't nearly as good as watching Sookie play with herself under the covers after her erotic dream about Bill, IMO. But hey...that's just my 2 cents...your mileage may vary.)

And while she was kinda skanky...I'm sure gonna miss Dawn. That gal sure knew how to get down.

And how can you NOT like a vampire who drives a BMW? (Without sounding prejudice, or anything...they sure have come up in the world, haven't they?) LOL

Now...Sam...rolling around in Dawn's sheets after she'd been taken away by the coroner, with Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell" playing in the background... KINKY!!! (But there's just something not quite right about Sam...I definitely smell a...what...rat? Bloodhound? Werewolf?)
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