I read one review here...someone actually claimed this was done by a guy who is a mixture of Hitchcock and Tarantino. There isn't a dimension in the spectrum of dimensions that this would be true. This clearly was written by someone who worked on this pile of twaddle. Even Tarantino, whose tastes are of a 15 year old fanboy, would have been insulted. To put this in perspective, it would be like saying the cat playing piano video on youtube was done by someone who is a mixture of Spielberg and John Ford. It's insulting.
The acting in this rigmarole border on high school playish...the director has zero clue what he's doing. I haven't looked at his credits yet but I find it hard to believe this wasn't some guy who was just plucked off the street. He has no skills yet his name is above the credits. So not only is he taking credit for this ludicrousness, but somehow thinks his name will bring in viewers. I can see no other reason why his name would be in the title. At least we know that name is now synonymous with terrible cinema. He makes Uwe Boll look like Frank Darabont.
We could not finish this, it was too amateurishly written, directed and acted...it's clear we've reach a new age in DVDs...literally anyone can make a movie and get it on a DVD. If you stay away from one rental in 2010, make it this movie. Wait...is this a movie?
The acting in this rigmarole border on high school playish...the director has zero clue what he's doing. I haven't looked at his credits yet but I find it hard to believe this wasn't some guy who was just plucked off the street. He has no skills yet his name is above the credits. So not only is he taking credit for this ludicrousness, but somehow thinks his name will bring in viewers. I can see no other reason why his name would be in the title. At least we know that name is now synonymous with terrible cinema. He makes Uwe Boll look like Frank Darabont.
We could not finish this, it was too amateurishly written, directed and acted...it's clear we've reach a new age in DVDs...literally anyone can make a movie and get it on a DVD. If you stay away from one rental in 2010, make it this movie. Wait...is this a movie?