I rate this movie a 3 out of 10 because there is only one other movie (Step Brothers) that could've made me just want to individually pull out each one of my finger and toe nails, together.. hopefully, by the time the movie was over, I'd still be alive! Antonio gives his usual dignified performance because he's just a dignified man and you could really believe his character throughout the whole film and I really wish I would've seen much more of him but the man chosen to star in this movie, as the typical 'household man' was just such a poor, poor decision when it came to casting.
I don't even remember if he was that great of a Jedi in Star Wars but trying to get some emotion out of him in here was just unheard of. All of it, seemed extremely fake.. unbelievably irrational.. there were a few points in the film where you really begin to think to yourself, "wow, this would be such a great movie if it just turned into one big orgasmic fest between the two men", to see ANYTHING, but no.. the people who have made this film wouldn't even give you the satisfaction.. they wanted you to suffer.. through a drawn-out, insignificant man's need for adventure because his life is just a drag.. that's what this movie is.. a drag.
I don't even remember if he was that great of a Jedi in Star Wars but trying to get some emotion out of him in here was just unheard of. All of it, seemed extremely fake.. unbelievably irrational.. there were a few points in the film where you really begin to think to yourself, "wow, this would be such a great movie if it just turned into one big orgasmic fest between the two men", to see ANYTHING, but no.. the people who have made this film wouldn't even give you the satisfaction.. they wanted you to suffer.. through a drawn-out, insignificant man's need for adventure because his life is just a drag.. that's what this movie is.. a drag.