Uncorked (2009 TV Movie)
1/10
If only the lead turned out to be a serial killer.
23 January 2011
Warning: Spoilers
This movie was so bad it was humorous. I couldn't turn away much like looking at a bad accident. The leads look like Ken and Barbie and have as much personality as the plastic dolls. They also have no chemistry. The child is so unbelievable, one can only wonder who wrote this mess? Someone who fell into a coma in 1950 and recently woke up?

The clincher is the corny music that plays throughout the ENTIRE movie. There were times when you could barely hear the actors due to the non-stop elevator music. Maybe the producers realized the movie was beyond help and decide to send subliminal messages through the soundtrack. The only problems is there is no message or point to this movie.

I mourned the death of Julie Benz on Showtime's Dexter. In this instance, death would have been the kindest twist.
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