Chinese businessman Chang (well played by Aki Aleong) owns the fabulous Alexa diamond, which he plans on giving back to Russia. However, cunning criminal mastermind Kane (smoothly essayed by Geoffrey Moore) steals said diamond. It's up to a crack team of federal agents to retrieve the diamond before a major international war breaks out. Writer/director Andy Sidaris once more delivers yet another blithely silly'n'trashy cinematic cocktail of plentiful tasty female nudity, sizzling soft-core sex scenes, an musing sense of self-mocking goofy humor, cool gadgets, huge splashy explosions, globe trotting locations, and maladroitly staged action set pieces. Moreover, Sidaris even tosses in a gloriously surreal and ridiculous sub-James Bond dream sequence just for the hell of it. The usual array of lovely ladies adds immensely to the considerable entertainment value: busty blonde Dona Speir as the feisty Donna Hamilton, yummy brunette Roberta Casquez as Donna's sassy partner Nicole Justin, delectable redhead Cynthia Brimhall as sultry singer Edy Stark, the luscious Ava Cadell as sexy-voi9ced disc jockey Ava, and, best of all, the impossibly statuesque Julie Strain as lethal assassin Blu Steele, who gets a great introduction scene working out in a skimpy swimsuit. Sidaris film regular Rodrigo Obregon has a refreshing change of pace goody guy role as suave Russian envoy Mikael Pekov, Bruce Penhall contributes an engaging turn as affable hunk Bruce Christian, and Tony Peck does well as no-nonsense superior Lucas. Mark Morris' bright cinematography gives the picture a pleasing sunny look. Richard Lyons' funky-bouncy score keeps things bouncing along. A total blast.
Review of Fit to Kill
